Reasons why ABC’s Lost Sucks


I found this post today and thought it was pretty funny; number 8 particularly made me laugh. The post is basically a summation of 10 points of everyone’s complaints about the show with a tirade of foul language mixed throughout each one. Below is a summary of his points, but I highly recommend checking out his post and reading each one for a good laugh. It helps to picture a really pissed of guy typing away at his computer and truly hating Cuse and Lindeloff.

1. Kill Charlie.
2. Stop teasing us.
3. Answer some questions.
4. Paulo and Nikki suck. 86 them.
5. One cool hatch would be nice.
6. Bring back Eko.
7. Stop with the inconsistencies.
8. Slow down on the craziness.
9. Stop making awesome characters into sissies.
10. Convince us that you at least have the answers.

Full list of reasons of why Lost Sucks.

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10 Responses to Reasons why ABC’s Lost Sucks

  1. Chuck

    But you’re still watching, huh?

  2. james frickstad

    hey lost is great! But im a little con
    fused! Is juliet working with the others? What do u guys think?

  3. Scott

    Yep, Im still watching. I think the episodes have been really good the last couple of weeks. You have to admit the 1st 2 or 3 of the season where terrible.

    I think Juliet is playing the mind games on Ben. He has been playing them with her for so long that shes had enough. I think she is letting Ben think she is doing what he wants but will actually be on Jacks side.

  4. Chuck_sucks

    Chuck,

    I’m still watching and Chuck is still an ugly retard monkey.

  5. hatelost

    I think Lost is the worst show I’ve ever seen. The plot is so random and I think it should be cancelled.

  6. Ken Masterson

    I TRY to understand Lost. My GF likes it. I think they need to find a way off the island, stop killing off characters we actually like, and FREAKING KILL BEN!!! Ben is SUCH a retard. Just blow his freaking head off and waste the rest of The Others. Personally, I laughed when Sawyer killed Tom, the ugly bastard (with the removeable beard) who stole Walt from them.

    I will say this again.

    JUST
    KILL
    BEN!

  7. DAN

    lost is the worst show on television, shit questions with no answers. i watched it last night as well and time travel! this is how ridiculassss this show has got not even proper sci fi messes with that one not to mention as an integral plot line. this means they must have to go back to the future before they even got on the plane for the plane to crash with them on it but then they would know the plane was gona crash thus not get on the plane thus no lost.

    uhgghu the show makes me feel sick knowing that there are so many morons who love it, its terrible!

    oh and i told my mates who love it that this is the worst scifi show ever created and they responded with “this isnt scifi, laffs”…………:0

  8. John Locke

    I am so glad that audiences have embraced such a highly complex show like LOST.

    The best thing on TV!

  9. Joe

    Its unfortunate for people like Dan that the concept of the show goes waaayyyy over their heads thus all the complaints.
    It’s a brilliant show that requires some education to view.

  10. jazmine

    Haters I got a great idea, forget trying to grasp the meaning of Lost or the plots. stick with what you can comprehend, low concept drivel that doesn’t require using what little brains you possess. American Idol, 2 men & a baby, my name is earl, megan wants a millionare, housewives of some crappy city, that should do it for ya. Better yet stick your head in an oven set on 450 & bake until done.