You don’t have to be a rocket scientist to realize the formula MTV is going for on EVERY single Real World cast.  It is the same people with different hairstyles every season.  The gay, the party guy, the religious person, the black militant, the hot mentally disturbed always drunk big boobed party girl, the semi-normal girl who falls in love with the first roommate who looks at her, and the disturbed emo depressed girl.    This Real World Denver cast is no different.  All the classic signs but they seem to have found the most ultra disturbed group of individuals possible.

Take last nights episode.  Brooke (emo depressed spoiled girl) walks around Denver and can’t find a nail salon, gets a few cat calls, and when she gets home and is upset Tyrie (the militant) makes a joke of her use of the word “ghetto” and she freaks out.  Calls her mom, exaggerating the whole time about the house and her life and the best part about it is her mom calls her out which she promptly responds “Mom, throw me a bone here.”

This cast sucks the fat one, I wish MTv would change things up once and a while and actually have a non stereotypical cast.  I’d be a lot of fun on that show. Give me a ring!